Taskmaster - Series 11 Episode 5 | Full Episode | "Slap And Tong"

Birt 15 apr 2021
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In series 11 episode 5, Charlotte Ritchie, Jamali Maddix, Lee Mack, Mike Wozniak, and Sarah Kendall face Taskmaster Greg Davies and his assistant Little Alex Horne to competitively gaffer tape their bodies, and costume a bee.

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In this Broadcast Award-winning, BAFTA and Emmy Award-nominated entertainment show, Taskmaster tyrant Greg Davies (Man Down, Cuckoo), with the help of his loyal assistant Alex Horne (The Horne Section and the show’s creator), sets out to test the wiles, wit and wisdom of five hyper-competitive comedians.
Comedians that have risked life, limb, and dignity in the hope of making the Taskmaster proud so far include: Frank Skinner (The Frank Skinner Show), Mel Giedroyc (The Great British Bake Off), Romesh Ranganathan (Asian Provocateur), Hugh Dennis (Outnumbered), Sally Phillips (Bridget Jones’ Diary), Rose Matafeo (Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner 2018), and Russell Howard (The Russell Howard Hour). Unaware of what awaits them in each wax-sealed envelope, only one competitor can become the victorious owner of His Royal Task-ness’ golden head and be crowned the next Taskmaster Champion.

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  • Mikhail Urmich

    Mikhail Urmich

    4 klukkustundum síðan

    Charlotte is soooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute

  • MaxwellScribblenaut

    MaxwellScribblenaut

    Degi Síðan síðan

    34:47 will haunt me until I die

  • Justin Ress

    Justin Ress

    5 dögum síðan

    I am very disappointed that Charlotte has no arts and crafts skills.
    How will she ever get a job as Children’s TV presenter like that?

  • Jes The Red

    Jes The Red

    6 dögum síðan

    I think dressing the bees has been my favourite so far this series

  • roz bi

    roz bi

    7 dögum síðan

    im pretty sure that Rhod after 5 min of thinking d just order smallest any staffed maskot his fav Greg photo and 3 beers. cut it open and just toss the bee in job done
    actually i d love to see all sesons outtakes of crazy orders for Alex

  • alkietheduck

    alkietheduck

    9 dögum síðan

    Thinking time @ 11:31 -- classic WILTY move, that, Alex! I kind of expected the "answer me!" that followed 😂
    There's the Lee I've been missing the past episodes

  • alkietheduck

    alkietheduck

    9 dögum síðan

    Alex's face at 2:36 says why the hell do I keep coming up with these things that I know will backfire

  • Kass McGann

    Kass McGann

    9 dögum síðan

    You know, I didn't have much hope for this series. It seemed like only Lee Mack had the chops, and he didn't do well in the first couple episodes. But now they are all on point. Bravo all!

  • K Murdoch

    K Murdoch

    11 dögum síðan

    South paws in the slap and tong game, I see you

  • Eric Roberts

    Eric Roberts

    13 dögum síðan

    A paper has six sides... they're super thin but the edges are still sides...

  • Shokojunge

    Shokojunge

    13 dögum síðan

    I think tttm stands for Tsar Tovarishch Taskmaster

  • Big Joe Mufferaw

    Big Joe Mufferaw

    14 dögum síðan

    I would like to see a ski-jumping contest between the Pope and the Stuntman

  • jkbm

    jkbm

    15 dögum síðan

    Did Mike say "Scheisse" at 14:02?

  • jkbm

    jkbm

    15 dögum síðan

    Just imagining what Rhod Gilbert would have made of "Best thing you can operate with your hand"...

  • bodoti qwiu

    bodoti qwiu

    16 dögum síðan

    Small detail, but I love Alex showing Charlotte how to play bass at 45:28

  • This Is Alex

    This Is Alex

    16 dögum síðan

    They really missed the ghost bee joke - a boo bee.

  • Munny Tee

    Munny Tee

    16 dögum síðan

    4:52 anyone think of William Osmond

  • Henrietta

    Henrietta

    16 dögum síðan

    i... *_looove_* Slap and Tong can we pulleasse play it again !!

  • Dhor16

    Dhor16

    17 dögum síðan

    I genuinely though one team had to use their tongues (like the one in their mouth) while the other could use their hands. Talk about unfair advantage.

  • niduoe stre

    niduoe stre

    17 dögum síðan

    Took me a while to realize there aren't any ad breaks anymore

  • Anna Müller

    Anna Müller

    17 dögum síðan

    I'm not a native English speaker, so I thought the rules of the last task were to grab the marshmallow with your own tounge, and I was quite confused...
    Also: a crochet tie? I'm falling in love with Mike more and more each week.

  • FrancLusaite

    FrancLusaite

    17 dögum síðan

    How did the Pope and the stunt bee won the round if the task was to create uniforms?

  • Liam McMillan

    Liam McMillan

    18 dögum síðan

    I can't find series 9 anywhere. Did that even get uploaded? Binging the hell out of all of it. I can't deal with this gap!

    • E H

      E H

      17 dögum síðan

      As far as i know, they're uploading old episodes in chronological order but pause that schedule for current series. So once series 11 is finished, they'll probably begin uploading series 9 on the thursdays :)

  • fouoii gyhh

    fouoii gyhh

    18 dögum síðan

    I think this is the series where contestants have felt the most contempt for Alex Horne

  • Ohno0es

    Ohno0es

    18 dögum síðan

    I'd lose on purpose, because there's nothing more frightening than having to stand on that podium by yourself looking funny with those won items.

  • liuliume

    liuliume

    19 dögum síðan

    oh shit the bumpers are gone

  • James Laine

    James Laine

    19 dögum síðan

    The face shape task sure revealed some interesting tongue skills. ;-)

  • Numair Abbasi

    Numair Abbasi

    19 dögum síðan

    Getting pretty frustrated with the lack of effort/interest Charlotte puts into the prized task.

  • Uncle Bob

    Uncle Bob

    20 dögum síðan

    Every week, without fail, within minutes of putting this show on, my wife wonders why loud guffaws of laughter are issuing from the office! Another wonderful show, thank you!

  • StMargorach

    StMargorach

    20 dögum síðan

    Aaaah! You know you can cover your INDIVIDUEL legs in film XD you dont have to go all little mermaid

    • StMargorach

      StMargorach

      20 dögum síðan

      Jemali FTW!!!

  • DoubleThinkTwice

    DoubleThinkTwice

    20 dögum síðan

    Oh god I'm so glad they cut him eating that butter salami chocolate bar short... that looked disgusting

  • S B

    S B

    20 dögum síðan

    When Jamali sucks up that jello 🙊😮

  • Jono Casuyon

    Jono Casuyon

    20 dögum síðan

    Sara plays bass? My god she's a dreamboat

    • Malak Naseem

      Malak Naseem

      10 dögum síðan

      heard on a podcast from years back that she also plays the drums... she really is a dreamboat

  • Colm Whateveryoulike

    Colm Whateveryoulike

    20 dögum síðan

    Lee's experience with mouse taxidermy must have helped him with bee tailoring.

  • Meikcaj

    Meikcaj

    20 dögum síðan

    Sarah looks like an adult Hermione Granger

  • pr3nzlb3rg3r

    pr3nzlb3rg3r

    20 dögum síðan

    so they could have taken off the goggles of darkness right? unless they told them otherwise of camera.

  • chding zuure

    chding zuure

    20 dögum síðan

    Mike Wozniak is quickly becoming one of my favourite ever contestants, just gold every time

  • Gordon Tracey

    Gordon Tracey

    20 dögum síðan

    We need Sean Lock on taskmaster!

  • The Winged Porpoise

    The Winged Porpoise

    20 dögum síðan

    Mike Wozniak fits this show so well, so calm and formal but maddened at the same time, insanity but doing things as sensibly as one would expect

  • Aidan Solomon

    Aidan Solomon

    20 dögum síðan

    29:50 Dr. Robotnik!!

  • C. Wildeman

    C. Wildeman

    20 dögum síðan

    Not enough love for Sarah Kendall around here! The woman is quietly, competantly, straight up *killing it* in the tasks, and seems like a cool, funny person in the studio. 100% the contestant who'd be most fun to hang out with.

    • Malak Naseem

      Malak Naseem

      10 dögum síðan

      She seems so lovely too, she's also an absolute genius.

  • Nehama W

    Nehama W

    21 degi síðan síðan

    I love how they both wear funky socks each week!

  • Nehama W

    Nehama W

    21 degi síðan síðan

    When I saw him make the trousers... I was so surprised.

  • Elske

    Elske

    21 degi síðan síðan

    the whole bee task was just there for Alex to say "sewing bee," wasn't it?

  • sannio komi

    sannio komi

    21 degi síðan síðan

    Mike Wozniak is quickly becoming one of my favourite ever contestants, just gold every time

  • A

    A

    21 degi síðan síðan

    As a German, I am disappointed in the lack of ß in that Scheiße.

  • Franco Tomas

    Franco Tomas

    21 degi síðan síðan

    Hooray

  • Gal Dagon

    Gal Dagon

    21 degi síðan síðan

    Lee whistled when he first used his scissors and I realized he might actually use the Swanee whistle on a regular basis.

  • Gal Dagon

    Gal Dagon

    21 degi síðan síðan

    2.5 minutes in and I'm laughing to the point I'm teary eyed.

  • Lal

    Lal

    21 degi síðan síðan

    my favourite one so far- thanks for the laughs

  • PoiBoink

    PoiBoink

    21 degi síðan síðan

    Charlotte looks like a friend

  • Ms Michelle

    Ms Michelle

    21 degi síðan síðan

    I desperately wanted Charlotte to rip into Greg about the uniform question. She was ramping up for a fight, but it fell flat. For the record, I believe it to be a uniform as well.

  • kathrynniamh

    kathrynniamh

    21 degi síðan síðan

    Charlotte with the bee was the funniest 'Sorry Sir... for dropping you'
    and Sarah
    'Just staple the bee'

  • Casual Potato

    Casual Potato

    21 degi síðan síðan

    Oh, generous Taskmaster, can we have an hour loop of Led Mack tonguing the table with the falling jelly? Pretty please.

  • bilisha coli

    bilisha coli

    21 degi síðan síðan

    Small detail, but I love Alex showing Charlotte how to play bass at 45:28

  • A Hobbit

    A Hobbit

    21 degi síðan síðan

    How is it that the guy who hadn’t seen the show before is the only person who was clever enough not to tape both their legs together??

  • Eugenia

    Eugenia

    21 degi síðan síðan

    Mike literally crying with laughter at Sarah's bee uniform is so funny to me 22:12 and 22:23

  • Markus Eberhardt

    Markus Eberhardt

    21 degi síðan síðan

    29:25 it just says you have to put on the goggles, not that you cant take them off...

  • Di Eb

    Di Eb

    21 degi síðan síðan

    I'm used seeing little Alex Horne eating gross stuff, but I'm sorry, this series reminds me too much of "I'm a celebrity - get me out of here!"

  • MF101

    MF101

    21 degi síðan síðan

    Why didn't anyone take off the goggles? The task said you must put them on, but it doesn't say anything about taking them off or having to wear them throughout the task. The only thing you HAD to do is touch objects with your face.

  • Flavvs Da Silver

    Flavvs Da Silver

    21 degi síðan síðan

    Thank you!

  • Lee Sure

    Lee Sure

    21 degi síðan síðan

    For the shapes task... did they say you couldn't take off the goggles? Just take them off for an easy(ish) win

  • Thanasis Papadimitriou

    Thanasis Papadimitriou

    21 degi síðan síðan

    How awesome and gorgeous is Sarah?! :D

    • Malak Naseem

      Malak Naseem

      10 dögum síðan

      Glad I'm not the only one who thinks this, I have the biggest crush on her

  • [ Subday ]

    [ Subday ]

    21 degi síðan síðan

    the facebased geometry task and the live task are genius! please do more like these

  • nuwanda3333

    nuwanda3333

    21 degi síðan síðan

    Lee looks amazing for 52!

  • nuwanda3333

    nuwanda3333

    21 degi síðan síðan

    "I didn't hear the dull thud of disqualification." How poetic.

  • Peter Borland

    Peter Borland

    21 degi síðan síðan

    Mike is the best thing to come out of this series

  • XLYourself

    XLYourself

    21 degi síðan síðan

    > Mentions Klang
    Ohhhh boy

  • Eric Dajenais

    Eric Dajenais

    21 degi síðan síðan

    Not gonna talk about Mike’s instinct to squeak like a bat ? Aight 😂

  • Jayesh N

    Jayesh N

    21 degi síðan síðan

    thanks for uploading every week

  • beedsj roiue

    beedsj roiue

    22 dögum síðan

    this episode? Even she was amazed she won. Great ep!

  • golden pony

    golden pony

    22 dögum síðan

    Every episode Mike and Lee do something really outstanding and powerful at least once.
    Also I find semi upbeat Jamalli more enjoyable and so much better than grumpy Jamalli.

  • MrTingles

    MrTingles

    22 dögum síðan

    can i file a formal request for someone to upload the isolated clip of Mike Wozniak asking "How many sides does a bloody banana have?", while wearing blacked out welding goggles and tender-angrily holding a banana in his teeth, please and thank you.

  • Konstantin Bode

    Konstantin Bode

    22 dögum síðan

    Lee Mack?
    More like Lee Mad!

  • Timo F.

    Timo F.

    22 dögum síðan

    wow, that face geometry task was one of the best ever in my oppinion!

  • Glider

    Glider

    22 dögum síðan

    The bee costume task discussion gives me some real No More Jockeys vibes. Alex must have loved the "Does the pope wear a uniform" discussion!

  • Neo Bryce

    Neo Bryce

    22 dögum síðan

    I already want to play Slap and Tong with friends

  • Gizira Leon

    Gizira Leon

    22 dögum síðan

    I absolutely love the bit where the contestants are asked to order items and they order something for themselves that has nothing to do with the task. It never gets old

  • TellTale

    TellTale

    22 dögum síðan

    TECH-nically... the contestants never read out loud any rule that said the darkness goggles had to *stay* on, once they put them on. Given that other tasks sometimes specify you must wear an item continuously and correctly, but this task *didn't* specify that, couldn't they have just done it, said "Yup, done that now," and taken the goggles back off again when Alex asked them to read the final line of the task? Or taken them off at any point thereafter? ... I get that it seems not in the spirit of the game, but still. As a matter of technicality, I think they could have argued their case in the studio. That the task only said they had to put the goggles on -- not keep them on. And they could still be 'wearing' goggles as an adornment like, up on top of their head or something....

  • Red Elf Shot the Food

    Red Elf Shot the Food

    22 dögum síðan

    Bananas have many more sides than 5. Because the stem is fibrous and has many sides. One for each strand. If you were going to render a banana in a 3D drawing program you’d have a heck of a time making an accurate banana.
    Also, the flower end is quite complicated to render too. So definitely, the banana has the most sides of the objects.

  • Kush Linfield

    Kush Linfield

    22 dögum síðan

    Do salamanders live at the bottom of the ocean?

  • Shark of Joy

    Shark of Joy

    22 dögum síðan

    "face based geometry" makes me wish Mike was my dad. Yall can fight to be my moms

  • Shark of Joy

    Shark of Joy

    22 dögum síðan

    Could not watch them tongue jellies
    just couldnt do it

  • jonathan dickenson

    jonathan dickenson

    22 dögum síðan

    Alex had to know that Greg was going to make him eat the brown bar. lmao. He made that joke knowing that he was going to be forced to eat it. Honestly great commitment.

  • ElQuark0

    ElQuark0

    22 dögum síðan

    Slap & Tong is one of the best studio tasks to date. Riveting!

  • Thubnub

    Thubnub

    22 dögum síðan

    This was an absolute top tier episode

  • Hareecio Nelson

    Hareecio Nelson

    22 dögum síðan

    Banana time.
    Skin time.
    If it's *wedge time* you're talking five sides.

  • rowyal

    rowyal

    22 dögum síðan

    i literally love sarah and seeing her quick reaction speed made me admire her even more

  • Jóhann Gunnarsson

    Jóhann Gunnarsson

    22 dögum síðan

    Mike in the first Slap and tong round was the funniest thing I have ever seen...

  • Niji Lam

    Niji Lam

    22 dögum síðan

    I feel like alex met his match with Mike 😂

  • yaicob.com

    yaicob.com

    22 dögum síðan

    I'm so happy that Charlotte won even though she's 32 points behind Sarah overall she deserved this one❤

  • Judgy Little Eyes

    Judgy Little Eyes

    22 dögum síðan

    When taskmaster said: over my shoulder, I IMMEDIATELY thought of James Acaster and his song!!

  • Davide C.

    Davide C.

    22 dögum síðan

    Everyone: naming fabrics and small items
    Lee, the madman: *PEA A FROZEN PEA*
    Gotta love the man

  • Judgy Little Eyes

    Judgy Little Eyes

    22 dögum síðan

    task consultant = Tim Key??
    Well, that explains so much 😆

  • FatPhil

    FatPhil

    22 dögum síðan

    Nowhere in the task did it say you had to bat with your hand. Use your head (as a bat)

  • MaHumorless

    MaHumorless

    22 dögum síðan

    "she" did this and "she" did that. Who, the cat's mother?

  • LividLarry

    LividLarry

    22 dögum síðan

    This quickly became one of my favorite cast. Mike and Lee are really hilarious, Charlotte looks like she always has fun and is just happy to be there and the other two are not bad as well.

  • a

    a

    22 dögum síðan

    [[[i have a crush on greg 🤭🥰]]]

  • a

    a

    22 dögum síðan

    i love reading the comments before i watch the episode. they sound like proper gibberish 🤣

  • Boffloff

    Boffloff

    22 dögum síðan

    Hooray for Charkitte!